What did the programmer call his ship?
Sea++
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
What did the programmer say to the architect chick?
Wanna come back to my homepage and check out my floor plan?
When a programmer is born, what are their first words?
"Hello world!"
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
I'm gonna need some specs or an outline of the scope, before I can get you an estimate.