A group of programmers painstakingly made a small underground passage, that somehow got smaller if it was used too often.
They called it the Carpal Tunnel
Why are Communists bad Java programmers?
They don't like classes.
The programmer's wife tells her husband: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread.
if they have eggs, get a dozen." The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
People think being a programmer is super exciting
But sometimes it's just null and void.
I don't understand why women programmers are mad when male programmers objectify their body....
After all, it is object oriented programming.