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What martial art do cows practice?
Moo-thai.
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What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A labracadabrador.
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I always thought that Last of Us needed more animals Nevertheless
that giraffe scene with Ellie, fantastic.
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Girls say I'm an animal in bed.
More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours in a row.
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What do call groups of the 5 most dangerous animals?
A troop of gorillas A shiver of sharks A streak of tigers A band of Indians And a gang of niggers.
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If you go to an animal shelter and ask for a cat, they get really upset
if you play them like a guitar and scream ROCK YOU LIKE A FURRICANE.
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