Q: What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?
A: "Would you like fries with that?"
Programmers talking...
\- So I heard you've got a new girlfriend? \- Yeah, she's amazing, 35-24-35! \- Deep purple?
What's the programmer's favorite drug?
A line of code.
Why the java programmer wear glasses?
He couldn't C#
"are you a programmer?" not really.
me is more of an amateur grammar