What's a programmer's favorite hangout place?
The Foo Bar.
Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None that's a hardware problem.
My autocorrect changes c**ts to China.
Hey don't blame me. I'm not the racist code programmer.
Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?
Dev Patel.
Why do computer programmers spend so much time in the shower?
The directions clearly state: "Rinse, lather, repeat"