"Dad why was I called Holly?" cos u were born at a special time of year
"And me dad?" yes Summer and u too "And me too dad?" yes Easter-Egg
Knock Knock Kid: knock knock Dad: Who's there?
Kid: Hatch Dad: Hatch who? Kid: Bless You.
Hey Dads who think that being home with the kids alone is called "babysitting".
You're wrong. It's called "parenting". Not the same.
Dad and son A son asks his father "Why does my bum hurt"
while the father replies "Because I love you son"
A father and his son are watching their dog clean himself...
Son: Don't you wish you could do that, Dad? Dad: Nah, I'm afraid he might bite me.