Well it's like my dad always told me "When life gives
ya lemons" Chances are you're in the fruit aisle.
My dad told me never to explain
fashion to Tommy, Hilfiger.
A Jewish boy asks his Father...
A Jewish boy asks his Father, "Dad, can i have 50 pence please? His Father replies, "40 pence! What do you want 30 pence for?"
A father and his son are watching their dog clean himself...
Son: Don't you wish you could do that, Dad? Dad: Nah, I'm afraid he might bite me.
6 was jealous about other kids getting notes in their lunches, so I put one in his: "Sorry, I ate your pudding.
Love, Dad."