Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
Your teeth !
Why does it have to be a white Christmas?
#BlackChristmasMatters
What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?[OC]
(please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.
The local flasher in my area was going to retire this week but he's
changed his mind and is going to stick it out till Christmas.
What did Hitler get for Christmas?
An easy-bake oven.