A couple are having trouble with their marriage...
Wife: We used to have something special Jon! Something rare and precious! What happened to that? Husband: You spent it all dear.
The best part of marriage is when your spouse goes
on a diet and you don't have to share your snacks.
How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house.
[1st date] HER: I love the idea of marriage.
What are your thoughts on it? ME: [trying to impress her] I have 6 wives
I REALIZED THAT I AM THE VICTIM After ten years of marriage, the wife asks her husband: - Honey, are you by nature a winner or a loser?
- Honey, over the years I realized that I am the victim ...