wife: You're going to work like that?
me: Yeah, it's casual day [20 minutes later] *calls wife* me: Can you bring me a shirt?
Hope they send us home early; I'm not sure how
much longer I can pretend to work today.
My 4 year old and I are having an argument.
I'm telling him that he is making me late for work and he's telling me that he is Batman.
So a man goes to work...
Memed XD im a grill btw so upboat plz.
I left my job today.
I couldn't work for that man anymore after what he said to me... "You're fired!"