I'm hesitant to go ahead with my new plastic surgeon since he said he could give
me "the parts of an animal" I was all gung-ho before, but now he's given me paws
What is the stupidest animal in the jungle?
The polar bear.
Why Latvian man did cross road?
Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.
How to legalize animal poaching ?
Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure.
I told my wife she should call me a champion bullrider...
Because I consistently last 8 seconds riding a horned animal.