If you go to an animal shelter and ask for a cat, they get really upset
if you play them like a guitar and scream ROCK YOU LIKE A FURRICANE.
I just think there are a lot more animals
out there we could be eating.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop.
Most animals don't like gore.
But leeches are suckers for blood.