There are 2 kinds of programmers Those who understand
pointers and Segmentation fault (core dumped)
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, that's a hardware issue.
Why did the programmer die in the shower?
He followed the shampoo instructions.
What's a programmer's favorite drug?
Codeine.
3 Steps to being a good Programmer 1.
Avoid recursion 2. Repeat steps 1 and 2. 3. Always have an exit condition. 4. Beware of being off by one.