Why did the Russians lose the space race?
Their rocket kept Stalin!
I must admit, my "Kiss Me, I Have The Zika Virus" T-shirt is
giving me a lot of personal space inside this subway car.
Two space shuttle crews watched Felix Baumgartner
and thought: "WE COULD HAVE HAD PARACHUTES?"
Have you heard that they're filming the first porno in space.
They're calling it smutnik
Personal space is a concept I did not understand in
Kindergarten I guess that's why they fired me.