How do you organize a party in outer space?
You planet.
Telescopes probably use mirrors which means there is absolutely
no way to know how many vampires there are in space.
Russian Cosmonauts have been banned from telling jokes on the Interational Space Station...
... because they always involve Mir puns.
I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, "Oi, what's your disability?" I said, "Tourettes!
Now fuck off you c*nt!"
Pamela Anderson What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?
Answer: Silicon Valley. Just heard this one today and wanted to share. Don't know if this is gonna be a repost.