Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !
Tommy: No teacher you had better try mine. There's more of it !
Why can't trigonometry teachers give good speeches?
They go off onto different tangents.
Why couldn't Snape be a Herbology teacher?
Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive.
I was let down in life by two people
My mum, my dad and my maths teacher
5-year-old: My teacher said this project needs adult supervision.
Me: OK, what do you need me to do? 5-year-old: Go find Mom.