MARRIAGE PROPOSAL TIP: Get down on 1 knee.
Ok, now the other. Great! Lie flat on your face. Quickly roll away don't get married you idiot.
Marriage is like a deck of cards In the beginning all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond...
By the end you wish you had a club and a spade.
I think marriage is probably like having a business partner.
No that's not true, probably weird if your business partner takes your kids
Why did the husband go to the doctor?
Because he had a wife headache.
Wasn't gay marriage always legal?
Because I know that people have been happy on their wedding day.