The jokes on you Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10?
10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."
Moaning and gasping "Give it to me baby!" during a prostate exam will leave you looking for a new doctor.
Anybody know one?
My doctor prescribed me Adderall to help my concentration and frustration.
The only problem is that... now I'm super concentrated on my frustrations.
"Mom, i'm in the hospital." "Jeremy, you have been a doctor for 8 years
now please stop starting every phone conversation with that."
Doctor Am I pregnant?
A lady goes to a doctor to find out if she is pregnant Doc: Hmm, Looks like your Preganant... Girl: Am I? Doc: No it just looks like you are