What will men do if women become extinct?
Domesticate another animal.
What do you call a fish that wears a crown?
A king fish.
If you're nice to an animal, it loves you for life.
If you're nice to a person, who the fuck knows what's gonna happen.
How to legalize animal poaching ?
Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure.
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do