I was going to major in cosmetology..
..but then they shut down the space program.. idiots.
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
He needed space.
me as a realtor: This house does include a crawl space.
It's probably full of bones already, but you can always add more bones yourself.
I was going to organize a space-themed birthday party for my son...
...but I couldn't planet.
Russian Cosmonauts have been banned from telling jokes on the Interational Space Station...
... because they always involve Mir puns.