My Accounting Teacher Told Us This One Today If your debits
and credits don't equal, then your assets in jail.
[guy who named the bedroom gets home] Honey?
Our son got in trouble at the learnroom. His teacher called while I was driving in my wheelsbox
almost called my teacher "mom," but I caught myself after "mo" and added
an "n." I had to pretend I was Jamaican for the rest of the year.
STUDENT: what's it like being drunk?
TEACHER: see those 6 desks? A drunk person would see 12. STUDENT: there are only 3 desks.
I told a joke to my Chemistry teacher.
He replied "Oh man, I slapped my neon that one"