Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?
They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.
#rubbishjokes How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None - it's a hardware problem.
What's a computer's favorite snack?
Microchips.
What's a programmer's favorite hangout place?
The Foo Bar.
What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?
"Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"