Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day...
Teach a man to fish and he'll put you out of work.
I work out by ordering a small drink at Burger
King, then get up 100 times to refill it.
"So why do you wanna work at Petsmart?" *imagines running out of
the store with all the dogs in my arms* "I'm a people person."
Milliband, Clegg and Farage have quit.
Proof that the Conservatives are forcing people out of work.
When someone says "I need this done yesterday" it's like I'm not going
to be bossed around by someone who doesn't understand how time works