A programmer was found dead in the shower this morning ...
Next to him was found a shampoo bottle marked 'Lather, Rinse, Repeat'.
The programmer's wife tells her husband: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread.
if they have eggs, get a dozen." The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?
"Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"
What do you call the woman on the end of a line?
Entities. (I AM SO SORRY, GAME PROGRAMMER JOKE)
What do you call a bug that won't go away?
A feature.