Animals that lose their tails
visit the retail store.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Little known fact: If you ride any animal in the zoo for more than 30 seconds...
it's yours to keep.
I went to the zoo the other day...
The only animal they had was a small dog. It was a shih tzu