Little known fact: If you ride any animal in the zoo for more than 30 seconds...
it's yours to keep.
What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?
Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)
What animal is endangered by tooth decay?
Molar bears!
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop.
Why do bears' mouths water whenever they look at Trump?
Because they think that thing on his head (his hair) is an animal and they want to eat it.