What do you call the woman on the end of a line?
Entities. (I AM SO SORRY, GAME PROGRAMMER JOKE)
A computer programmer was asked if he used Java or something else.
After a short pause, he replied "Yes."
The programmer's wife tells her husband: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread.
if they have eggs, get a dozen." The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?
Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. It's a hardware problem.