What's the difference between Ben Roethlisberger and a therapist?
There's a space between the E and the R
Why is the space between a woman's chest and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
"Do people really become like their pets?" I wonder, absentmindedly
raising a leg above my head and staring into space.
Why does everyone mention that in space no-one can hear you scream instead
of mentioning something positive like how no-one can hear u yodel
I bought a treadmill because I ran out
of closet space for my clothes.