What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Smack that bitch and tell her to get back to work.
*wife gives me a big hug before I leave for work* I love you too, babe!
[later] Where's my credit card? Son of a..
They say a woman's work is never done that's
probably why they get paid less
My neighbor started mowing his yard at 6am so I opened all my windows
and vacuumed because I don't understand how revenge works.
I don't understand women.
I also don't understand how a car works but I still drive it.