People used to dress as monsters for Halloween.
Now they dress as characters from shows you don't watch.
My costume budget is pretty slim, so I'm going as 'disinterested
millennial' for Halloween this year.
Guess what New york is going as for Halloween?
New Orleans!
Imagine how slutty girls would dress
if Halloween was in July.
What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?
Lots a candy.