One of my favourite things is Pork Souvlaki on a Pita But it's
hard to get the animal rights activists to stay still
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore.
What is the worst animal std?
Gatoraids
What's the smartest animal on the farm?
The farmer (this killed my 12yo brothers)
Today I learned two things: 1.
Build-A-Bear Workshop only lets you stuff fake animals 2. Mall security guards get to use real handcuffs