A man and his wife have to go to a doctor.
The doctor asks, "Do you share the same blood group?" The husband replies, "We must by now. She's been sucking my blood for years.
If you drop your pants for a "surprise checkup" and hear your doctor's
belt buckle hit the floor, you should probably head for the hills
Maybe we got it wrong and God just wanted to play doctor for a day:
'Here Moses, take these two tablets and call me in the morning'
Hospitals are so shady nowadays...
Even the doctors are drug dealers.
Doctors in Zurich, Switzerland, in a 14-hour operation, successfully
separated the conjoined Facebook account of a husband and wife.