Guinea Pig When I was five years old, my teacher asked me if I wanted to take the school guinea pig home.
Seven months later, I arrived in the African republic of Guinea.
I was nervous my first day in, so I walked up to the toughest guy in the cafeteria and knocked him out...
but I lost my job as a middle school teacher
Did you hear about the teacher who had eye problems?
She couldn't control her pupils.
Retired colonel talking of the good old days: Have you ever hunted bear?
His grandson's teacher: No but I've been fishing in shorts.
The last words of my gym teacher:
"All spears to me!"