If you find stocking stuffers in stores around Christmas, what do you find around Thanksgiving?
Stuffing stockers.
What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?
A cold.
Don't you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas?
And aren't you just dying to know what you got?
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
Rude-olph.
My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping.
Can you give me something for it! Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and bring me a new video camera.