JUDGE: i sentence you to life in prison MY LAWYER
WHO IS A HOUSE FLY: nice that's only like 11 days
Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?
Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.
What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?
Good morning your Honor!
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?
Shoot him.