What do call groups of the 5 most dangerous animals?
A troop of gorillas A shiver of sharks A streak of tigers A band of Indians And a gang of niggers.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
What animal is endangered by tooth decay?
Molar bears!
Two generations that were unable to go to bed without their stuffed
animals or blankies now feel the same way about their phones.