What do you call a couple who loves to travel?
A moving marriage.
Marriage is like a hurricane...
Starts with a bunch of sucking and blowing, and at the end you lose your house.
I think marriage is probably like having a business partner.
No that's not true, probably weird if your business partner takes your kids
My nephew asked me what marriage was like.
So I gave him a candy bar and told him not to eat it.
Thanks for the Facebook invite to your wedding cheapass.
Please enjoy this FarmVille mystery gift on the occasion of your marriage.