What is your mom's favorite animal?
Macaque.
I went to the zoo the other day...
The only animal they had was a small dog. It was a shih tzu
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
What's the smartest animal on the farm?
The farmer (this killed my 12yo brothers)
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do