What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
If god can artificially inseminate someone, why did he need
two of every animal on the ark to repopulate the world?
What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?
Hula the dogs out?
If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattering
Then halloween and thanksgiving would fall on the same day
If you're nice to an animal, it loves you for life.
If you're nice to a person, who the fuck knows what's gonna happen.