A programmer was found dead in the shower this morning ...
Next to him was found a shampoo bottle marked 'Lather, Rinse, Repeat'.
Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?
He just needed a little bit of Clojure.
Why do programmers drink coffee so much?
So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.
People think being a programmer is super exciting
But sometimes it's just null and void.
How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.