Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
because they can't C#
How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?
'Allo-cate
Apple just released a brand new programming language, *Swift*.
Job recruiters everywhere immediately started posting ads for Swift programmers with 5 years of experience.
A programmer began to cuss Because getting to sleep was a fuss.
When laying in her bed Looping round in her head Was: while (!asleep()): sheep++;
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31