Why are Communists bad Java programmers?
They don't like classes.
How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. We don't address hardware issues.
A programmer began to cuss Because getting to sleep was a fuss.
When laying in her bed Looping round in her head Was: while (!asleep()): sheep++;
Why do programmers drink coffee so much?
So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a hardware problem.