What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !
What colour animals have the most sex?
Brown Chicken, Brown Cow
I told my wife she should call me a champion bullrider...
Because I consistently last 8 seconds riding a horned animal.
Two generations that were unable to go to bed without their stuffed
animals or blankies now feel the same way about their phones.
How do animals cross the ocean?
On a Gir-raft.