I'm addicted to Halloween!
Nobody seems to know how to "treat" it
How do you tell when it's Halloween at Lana Del Ray's house?
Her pussy tastes like candy corn.
My boss asked why he didnt see me at work on halloween.
I told him I went as god. I clearly was never there, and all the work that got done I did not do.
How do you make Halloween great again?
By carving a Trumpkin
Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?
Because there is lots of school spirit!