What did the programmer call his ship?
Sea++
What did the hungry computer programmer say?
All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.
How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.
Why do Java developers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a hardware problem.