The first time I've had sex was like the first time
I rode my bike My dad was holding me from behind
Jesus is a deadbeat dad Said he'd be coming back
soon 2000 years ago and we're still waiting.
What's the difference between your mom and your dad?
Your dad still sucks dick.
5yo slooowly walks by: "Hi, mom and dad." 4yo slooowly
walks by: "Hi, mom and dad." CODE RED CODE RED
Dad, is that dog over there a wiener dog?
Son, with enough peanut butter every dog is a wiener dog.