Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
Just realized that my spirit animal is Winnie the Pooh.
Two words: No pants.
One of my stuffed animals just told me I should get back on my meds,
I guess someone doesn't want to be part of tea party club anymore.
Little known fact: If you ride any animal in the zoo for more than 30 seconds...
it's yours to keep.
What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?
Hula the dogs out?