Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?
Because there is lots of school spirit!
My friend bought a choir girl zombie costume for Halloween.
She put it on and said, "Am I menacing?" I said, "Of course, you're a choir girl."
*placing Trump & Hillary signs on my lawn Neighbor: "Confused about who to vote for?" Me: "What?
No! I'm making a Halloween haunted house."
I'll be going to my friend's Halloween party as a trapped
Chilean miner unable to go to a friend's Halloween party.
I've already received over 150 RSVPs to my Halloween Shindig...
It's going to be a Monster Party.