What do you call a fish that wears a crown?
A king fish.
[God making African animals] Screw it.
Just put stripes on a horse, make that water lizard really big, and put spots on a really tall deer.
Girls say I'm an animal in bed.
More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours in a row.
What will men do if women become extinct?
Domesticate another animal.
Why is NASA having a lawsuit filed against them from animal protection?
...because curiosty killed the cat