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Why don't lobsters ever share anything?
Because they're shellfish
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So say some animals *were* injured in the making of a film.
Is that listed in the credits or what? "Bob hurt one bird. He's very sorry."
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5 lil monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off & bumped his head called
the doctor & the doctor said U DO NOT HAVE A PERMIT FOR THESE ANIMALS
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Animal testing is pointless.
We already know they're animals.
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Salamanders are the most passive aggressive animal.
You grab their tail and they're like "have that one, I don't even want it"
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On a Gir-raft.
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